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Ed watched as the members of parliament sullenly shuffled from the House of Commons chamber, muttering amongst themselves. ‘No doubt thinking of what whorehouse to go to tonight. Pricks,’ Ed thought to himself, his eyes narrowing as Nick Clegg came into his line of vision. ‘And there’s the littlest prick of them all, look at him chasing after Cameron like …
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